{"product_id":"goodbye-poor-life-choices-greeting-card","title":"Goodbye poor life choices Greeting Card","description":"Here's the perfect for anyone who can't keep New Years resolutions or just that one flakey friend who never sticks at anything.\n\n\nA funny birthday card with a vintage photo of two young women in swimsuits standing on the beach, with one waving into the distance. She says Goodbye poor life choices, excessing drinking and a terrible taste in men. To which her friend replies I give it six hours.","brand":"Dean Morris Cards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67750822772829,"sku":"haa1792046027125","price":4.68,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0738\/9737\/7885\/files\/goodbye-poor-life-choices-greeting-card_1.jpg?v=1792046033","url":"https:\/\/www.buydaro.com\/products\/goodbye-poor-life-choices-greeting-card","provider":"Buydaro","version":"1.0","type":"link"}